Just Think About It....

So if you live in cold climes, you get to have a lot of body fat to survive - like the Inuits (or Eskimos for the unintiated). Is the reverse true? If you live in a hot climate will your body type be skinny?
Looking at Africans (and ignoring many other correlations and important data), I say YES!
Therefore, yay global warming.
Duchess of Windsor - "One can never be too thin or too rich."
I think Republicans should tap into this. Judging by the gazillion dollar diet industry, you can be assured they'd have lots of fans. Add in the business and environmental practices that enhance global warming, more support (well, continued support). Plus all the fans of the Left Behind series waiting for the Apocolypse. I don't see how it could go wrong.
So my message to Republicans - Acknowledge global warming, take credit for it, tell people the benefits, and assure them you'll do everything in your power to increase it. Call it open government if you will. :)