John! John! Are You READY?!

Is everyone ready? Take careful note.
I RODE AN ELEPHANT!!! IN INDIA!!!
Here is where John, my good friend in Taiwan, will do something extraordinary (in accordance with the statement - "Allison I will pee my pants if you ride an elephnat in India.")
I rode an elephant up to a hilltop fortress and, as is my way with animals, ended up getting something more. Elephant snot. Originally just from his sneezes and the wind, but also from a parting where the elephant (whom I officially dub Mikey) explored my hand and leg some with his runny snout.
:)
Totally forgiven.
Totally better than when a fake Disney camel spit on me.